tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-326073072011-12-05T13:24:27.422+08:00「四十年中公與侯，雖然是夢也風流；我今落泊邯鄲道，要向先生借枕頭！」。 陳潢老兄文才智慧俱屬上乘，但英雄總有落泊時，當失意時亦難免羨慕雖然是夢一場、卻總過足了癮的黃浮一夢。老頭才智欠奉，但失意跟陳潢老兄一般無二。他老兄完詩後得靳輔老兄賞識，不知今日可有靳輔一時失策看上了老頭？若缺齋老人http://www.blogger.com/profile/17734252599025143085noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32607307.post-1157020562780914712006-08-31T18:35:00.000+08:002011-12-05T13:24:17.913+08:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32607307-115702056278091471?l=chanwang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>若缺齋老人http://www.blogger.com/profile/17734252599025143085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32607307.post-1156866727322145162006-08-29T23:42:00.000+08:002011-12-05T13:24:27.431+08:00三年歲月雖長，但若能成為某廣告中連OBE都下拜的CPA，算得上什麼？<br /><br /><span style="color: #3333ff;">汗滴三秋誠漫長，但識案卷與夢鄉；</span><br /><span style="color: #3333ff;">然將鼎湖乘龍去，何惜與日作參商？</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32607307-115686672732214516?l=chanwang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>若缺齋老人http://www.blogger.com/profile/17734252599025143085noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32607307.post-1156474029496850252006-08-25T10:36:00.000+08:002006-09-01T15:16:34.263+08:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">萬卷讀</span><span style="color:red;">畢</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">尚未休，再策征</span><span style="color:red;">馬</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">摘厚酬；</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">專業聲</span><span style="color:red;">威</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">庸才羨，豈患無</span><span style="color:red;">人</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">膝下求？</span><br /><br />雖在其淫威下陳潢不敢掩露其真姓名，但單從所嵌四字亦可知其背景， 果然係Big 4人，夠自信、夠豪氣!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32607307-115647402949685025?l=chanwang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>若缺齋老人http://www.blogger.com/profile/17734252599025143085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32607307.post-1155375640277567172006-08-12T17:37:00.000+08:002006-08-12T17:40:40.283+08:00<span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#ff0000;">(陳潢按：Kitcatlee為陳潢好友，此為其自英國LSE學成歸來、2006年入職香港KPMG前所寫之簡介。)</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold"></span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold">同陳兄唔同的係,小妹的成績一直唔錯。中學時睇過錢鍾書話,出外國讀好似出疹一樣,一世人點都要出一次,所以自中四就去左英國。</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold"></span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold">在英國考完GCSE/AL後,憑3A1B成績入到LSE讀精算。因為精算工難搵,要做最好的精算師唔易,反正又在香港一間Local Firm做過,所以改變策略,入左香港KPMG,寧願做一個出色的會計師,好過做一個唔出色的精算師。</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold"></span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold">同陳兄有同有唔同,小妹都鍾意寫詩,但唔止中文,好似:英文:</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold"></span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#ff0000;">Kitcatlee入LSE精算</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold"></span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">A great sense of triumph</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">Being on my way to the door of LSE</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">Not to mention that it is ACTURIAL SCIENCE??</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">—The toughest department of ALL.</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">What can I say?????</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">Impossible as it is,</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">For you to imagine how GREAT it tastes like,</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">But it matters not anywayz,</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">For I will have every glory to share</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">When I am back</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">With the greatest honour on my forehead.</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">So much for now,</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">So much for now.</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold"></span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#ff0000;">中文:Kitcatlee畢業番香港</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold"></span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">去國二千朝,功名直扶搖;</span></span><br /><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold" style="color:#3366ff;">今日歸故里,聲如浙江潮。</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32607307-115537564027756717?l=chanwang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>若缺齋老人http://www.blogger.com/profile/17734252599025143085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32607307.post-1155375348313080322006-08-12T17:34:00.002+08:002010-11-01T16:50:26.668+08:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">《黎雪蓮教授三首》</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">其一</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">一般相貌一般才，豈是愛氏再轉胎？<br />同遭墊師白眼望，皆受學士拜腰來</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> 。<br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">其二</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">海堡初揮五彩筆，翰院滌硯成墨海；<br />假使此身委芳塵，雁塔芳名萬古在。</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">其三</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">天地眼裡芻狗同，既得文思他處窮；<br />縱然夜夜長吹簫，難覓蕭史共乘龍。<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6249/3566/1600/Selina.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6249/3566/320/Selina.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6249/3566/1600/AE%20in%2024.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6249/3566/320/AE%20in%2024.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">同是二十四歲的黎雪蓮與愛因斯坦，樣貌簡直一模一樣！</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32607307-115537534831308032?l=chanwang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>若缺齋老人http://www.blogger.com/profile/17734252599025143085noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32607307.post-1155375267596490742006-08-12T17:32:00.000+08:002006-08-12T17:34:27.596+08:00<span style="color:#ff0000;">《郭師姐頌》</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;">癸未新春，往訪師姐，與之同乘。車轉急彎，幾為師姐齏粉。驚歎其千斤之軀，故作此。<br />(註：郭師姐美珊，時任羅兵咸永道會計，現職於英國安永)</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">美珊稱橫綱，體形傲眾群；<br />犀牛皆俯首，大象盡稱臣；<br />擺腰蔽山嶽，舉步震乾坤；<br />與之作肩摩，如石柱撼人。</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32607307-115537526759649074?l=chanwang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>若缺齋老人http://www.blogger.com/profile/17734252599025143085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32607307.post-1155375154457856412006-08-12T17:21:00.001+08:002008-07-25T00:42:20.037+08:00<span style="color:#ff0000;">《仕途行》<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">雖歷百戰無一勝，得失毋庸吐怨聲；<br />同龢折桂心不從，竇憲勒石族凋零；<br />身死難擁百年貴，蝶醒豈覺千秋名；<br />既笑觸蠻枉相鬥，蜉蝣何遂剎那榮。</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;">老爸看後曰「咁似溥光大師"蟭螟殺敵蚊眉上，蠻觸交爭蝸角中。何異諸天觀下界，一微塵裏鬥英雄"既」？</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32607307-115537515445785641?l=chanwang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>若缺齋老人http://www.blogger.com/profile/17734252599025143085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32607307.post-1155374354147609392006-08-12T17:17:00.000+08:002006-08-12T17:21:34.966+08:00<span style="color:#ff0000;">《會計行》<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">弱冠世情知未深，但將所憶卷上陳；<br />一日名在孫山上，當宴鹿鳴作翰林。<br />翰院豈止作經文，百科競邀進士臨；<br />既無閱歷知長短，惟把仕途問前人。<br />前人回想少年事，人人皆羨作三師，<br />其中食貨應常在，自當到老仍可依。<br />為使兼聽百家言，展報細讀問新知，<br />既受廣告茶禮待，鱔稿亦言會計是。<br />有說三人可成虎，豈能不以此為志？<br /><br />翰林清華亦優悠，同窗皆向所好求；<br />既能月旦不平事，亦可埋首作偏修。<br />唯有帳目如山重，數年算珠響未休；<br />不意外放期已至，行止未定成新愁。<br />宦海風急多暗流，萬人競相登巨舟；<br />巨舟雖能載千客，亦難盡顧萬人求。<br />千人乘船破浪去，餘者海中自飄浮。<br /><br />遠看專業皆超凡，挑擔方知世道難。<br />審計於客無寸益，既損錢財亦招煩。<br />怨憎相會揮不掉，何怪他人投白眼？<br /><br />五更剛盡離家去，暮色四合仍辛勤；<br />不見天日如蜀犬，晨曦夕陽竟陌生！<br />夜夜挑燈容易老，眼角深刻魚尾紋；<br />纖腰進而成敗柳，素手常損似枯藤。<br /><br />豈云男兒皆淺薄，求凰只向豔裡尋？<br />若然才及蘇氏女，貌似無鹽亦可人。<br />哀哉！<br />奈何自入黌宮日，再無片刻讀詩文；<br />何以氣質難永在？閒時拾卷已無心。<br />一如劉阮入山林，廿年滄桑未有聞；<br />句句盡是新準則，木頭何處覓知音？<br /><br />苦心筆耕三十年，贏得到老孤枕眠；<br />雖勝未登巨舟者，熬至花甲無餘錢。<br />但問一生有何成，除卻糊口實徒然！</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32607307-115537435414760939?l=chanwang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>若缺齋老人http://www.blogger.com/profile/17734252599025143085noreply@blogger.com0